What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 18:15

Goldfinger
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Why is Jack Smith arguing that presidents should not have full immunities as Trump is requesting?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Live and Let Die
You Only Live Twice
From Russia With Love
Moonraker
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
What song are you listening to right now? What does it mean to you?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-J W Pepper
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
The Man with the Golden Gun
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
What was your biggest culture shock going to Europe?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Did Obito ever fully redeem himself in everyone's eyes?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”Ah so!”
Is there a possibility that we are living in a simulation and that there is a concept of rebirth?
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Diamonds Are Forever
What is the most peculiar thing about the human brain?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Octopussy
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Dr No
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”She is very sexyful!”
A View to a Kill
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…